I saw the most remarkable individual the other day. He was wearing an all black tracksuit with fluorescent piping, large black sunglasses, and an afro. I only caught a glimpse of him, but he looked like he had probably cultivated this look quite carefully. Now what does a totally rad dude like this do all day? Probably stand in a convenience store, contemplating whether to go with his usual brand of cup noodles, or try the season limited one.